Let’s face it, at the beginning, when Donald Trump put his big puffy face up for US Presidency, it was all a bit of a joke – a bit like watching some kind of Big Brother – The Presidential Election edition.
However, now that E-day looms every closer, what looked like a “no way will this ever happen” situation, is looking like a “my god, PLEASE! don’t let this happen!!” potential disaster (remember Brexit?) as perfectly summed up by the latest odds:
- Hillary Clinton: 4/11
- Donald Trump: 2/1
But apart from the fact that Donald Trump is an utter MAD MAN, there are 10 other very significant reasons why he can’t be president of one of the greatest world powers in my book:
1. He has the most ridiculous hair
Come on, you can’t possibly be representing one of the world’s superpowers with hair like that, surely? Who do you think you are? Boris Johnson? No, so get a hair cut please.
2. He is a “baby hater”
Seriously, kicking a crying baby out of your own rally after saying you “love babies” – wow, that’s really special
3. He sounds like Donald Duck
OK maybe not literally – but he talks so much rubbish that he might as well do. And even without the Donald Duck voice-over here, he still sounds like a totally buffoon!
4. He thinks it’s ok to grab a woman by her lady bits
No sorry, not ever, not even if hell freezes over. Especially not when “furniture shopping”.
5. Who names a ridiculous golden tower after himself? #JustSaying
Truly, what a horror show!
6. He knows nothing about the real world
Come on guys! He lives in a $100 million dollar penthouse with gold rimmed cups and his son has a a toy personalised Mercedes for his son. What can this guy know about every day people?
7. He has the memory of a goldfish
Can this guy actually articulate himself without saying the same thing three times in a sentence? Even my three year old can argue more eloquently than he can.
8. You’d wind up with an ex-stripper in the White House
Oh yes! An ex-stripper as First Lady representing America. That just sounds like an amazing peace-keeping type of an idea, doesn’t it? #goals
9. If he gets in ..anyone can!
Let’s face it, if Trump gets in well then, you may as well let any ridiculous idiot run for US presidency. They will, after all, probably look like a saint next to him! How about…say….Beavis and Butthead for instance?
10. Hilary Clinton can’t be that bad!
Look at the end of the day, I have my reservations about Clinton too but at least she is intelligible and has more of an idea about how politics works and less likely to make the world implode in a four year term. Well, at least we hope anyway.
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