30 thoughts a mum of a young child has every day

thoughts a mum of a young child has

It’s no surprise that as a mum, many of our thought strains are probably more similar than we care to admit. So I’m about to blow the cover and tell the whole world what we are thinking on any particular day of the week. Don’t try to deny you don’t think all of these every day.

1. Awake awake! Is it time to get up? Oh no, it’s 3am you IDIOT!

 

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2. Oh noooooo I’m late again for (insert any activity here!)

 

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3. Need the toilet need the toilet need the toilet (for the last three hours)

 

 

4. Wouldn’t it be nice to go the toilet without having a little gremlin hanging off you!

 

 

5. Oh god it’s that face again

 

6. Please just EAT it!!!

 

 

7. Bloody hell what am I going to make for dinner tonight?

 

 

8. What in God’s name is all of that underneath the kitchen table (forgets to wipe it up for upteenth time this week)?!

 

 

9.Need coffee..like..now

 

 

10. Is that my child screaming? Oh no…it was a cat.

 

 

11. Uh oh..what was that? (preceded by massive thump somewhere in the house)

 

 

12. Is that another wrinkle/grey hair?

 

 

13. How many hours is it until bed time?

 

 

14. Oh I love my children!

 

 

15. Help! I need to run away!

 

 

16. Is it too early to have wine?

 

 

17. God I really can’t be bothered to talk to (insert anyone’s name here)

 

 

18. I can’t be the only one feeling this way, surely

 

 

19. Wow my child is really amazing!

 

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20. Wow I think they might be a devil child

 

 

21. Must finish that laundry. Probably never will.

 

 

 

22. I will do 10 minutes exercise today (yeah right!!!!)

 

 

23. How can I get out of (insert social engagement here)

 

 

24. How does that mum at (insert location) always look so together?

 

 

25. Awwww….I love my other half

 

 

26. Grrrrr….my other half is so annoying!

 

 

27. Why did I go into this room again?

 

 

28. Oh no I forget to call them back!

 

 

29. What day is it today?

 

 

30. God give me strength

 


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34 comments

  1. ha ha ha ha – love! The under the kitchen table mess (!), the cancelling social engagements, the love then not so love thoughts about child and husband, the exercise – all of it – so true! #CoolMumClubs

  2. Yep, these all sound super familiar! So often my husband will come home and ask “What’s for dinner?” or on his cooking days “What do you think I should make for dinner?”. Why do I always know? I don’t have an endless supply of quick and easy exciting meals in my head…. Also, love the gif from ‘Problem Child’ – loved that film as a kid πŸ™‚ #CoolMumClub
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  3. All of the above. All of the time. In fact I now have a little trick for no 27 as I find myself doing this more and more nowadays – it can be awkward, particularly when I’m at work and there are people in said room. I now like to glance at my watch and shake my head before turning around and walking right back out while I consider what in the hell I needed. I also use this when I realise I’ve walked straight passed the shop that I needed to go in. A bit like a “No I haven’t just got this totally wrong – I just noticed the time and realised that I do have time to go back and….” Makes me feel better anyway haha xx #coolmumclub

  4. Hahahaha. Yes to all of these. Especially 10 – that made me laugh and 13 – This happens to me like 100 times a day and I even think it when my kids are in plain sight and then realise it must be next door! Paper thin walls!

    Amina xx #coolmumclub
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